Gamlar auglýsingar

fyrir neðanbeltis-vandamál kvenna...

 Often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shut her out from her happy married live.

A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like Lysol. So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart. 

For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol concentrated germ killer.

Mannanöfn(ekki dýranöfn)

úr Mannanafnaskrá, aðeins nokkur eiginnöfn kvenna:

• Edel - Edil - Edit - Emý - Enea -Eneka -Engilbjört-Engilráð-Engla-Enika-Enja -Enóla -Erlen -Erlín -Esja -Esmeralda -Estiva -Ethel

• Kormlöð - Korka -

• Lúísa - Læla

• Tala -Talía -Tanía -Tea -Teitný- Tekla-Tera-Teresía-Thea-Tindra-Tirsa -Tíbrá - Tía -Todda -Torbjörg -Torfey -Torfheiður -Tóka -Tristana-Tryggva -Tryggvína -Týra

 Ég er kannski gamaldags í þessu, nema reyndar voða þreytt á Guðrún og Sigrún nöfnum, en þessi nöfn eru mörg hver bara fáranleg. Mér finnst það verði að vera höft á þessu því miður, t.d.á Kúbu þar sem þetta er alveg frjálst hitti maður fólk með fáranlegustu nöfn,t.d. Misleidi(eins og Miss lady) og margir hétu eftir löndum, t.d. Israel. 

Gínur

Flestar gínur í gluggunum eru í stærð 6-7 á meðan flestar konur í Bretlandi og Ameríku eru í stærð 14, íslenskar konur eru líklega ekki minni. 

Eins eru þær vanalega um 182 á hæð og mittismál 60 cm. Sjá t.d. La rosa gínurnar.

plús stærð

 

Hver er ég, hver ert þú?

hér er reiknivél sem reiknar út karakter þinn eftir nafni. Sló inn tvö nöfn og niðurstaðan er ansi nær lagi. Merkilegt. Svo er líka afmælisreiknir sem segir þér ýmislegt um fæðingardag þinn og lífstölu. Hún passaði nokkurn veginn, betur hjá sumum en öðrum. 

Tökum sem dæmi nafnið Kompas(það sem er rautt er það sem passar að mínu áliti):

You entered: kompas

There are 6 letters in your name.
Those 6 letters total to 21
There are 2 vowels and 4 consonants in your name.

Your number is: 3

The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.

The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.

The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.

Your Inner Dream number is: 5

An Inner Dream number of 5 means:
You dream of being totally free and unrestrained by responsibility. You see yourself conversing and mingling with the natives in many nations, living for adventure and life experiences. You imagine what you might accomplished.

                        hehe

 

Mjög gott mál

áfram Kompás!

Fréttastofa Stöðvar 2 afhendir gögn

að syngja sig í svefninn

Cry me a river með Julie London úr myndinni 'The Girl Can't Help It'frá 1957.

Allir hljóta að finna einhverja samsvörun með þessum texta...

Ferðast um í Second life

Hér er ég á nokkrum stöðum. Er svo orðin ólétt þar, N.B. eingetið. Vill vera svoldið öðruvísi þarna. Hvett alla til að fara þarna inn, er frítt. Secondlife.com

Kirkja.

á spjalli við svaka hönk í kántrúklúbb.

 

 

 

 

 

að reykja vatnspípu á dansiballi.

Unitarian kirkjan. 

Draumar

ég er ekki vön að segja frá draumum en í nótt dreymdi mig og vin minn sömu manneskjuna; Dorrit Moussaieff. Ekki veit ég afhverju því hún er ekki tengd okkur sérstaklega. Allavega dreymdi mig eitthvað í þá veru að við værum vinkonur og ég byggi hjá þeim hjónum. Vin minn dreymir hins vegar að ég sé orðin hún í útliti og erfitt sé að greina á milli okkar. Hvað ætli þetta þýði ef þá eitthvað?

Viti menn, það er náttúrulega frétt um hana í dag.

- „Jafnvel forseti Íslands, Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson, hefur krækt í hina glitrandi yfirstéttarkonu frá London, Dorrit Moussaieff, fasteignadrottningu og skartgripasala stjarnanna á Park Lane."

Til hamingju með afmælið!

Marthin Luther King átti afmæli 15.jan.

 

ég myndi einmitt fá Stevie Wonder í mitt afmæli.

"Happy Birthday"

You know it doesn't make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offense
At a day in your celebration
Cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I'm sure you would agree
It couldn't fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to be

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

I just never understood
How a man who died for good
Could not have a day that would
Be set aside for his recognition
Because it should never be
Just because some cannot see
The dream as clear as he
that they should make it become an illusion
And we all know everything
That he stood for time will bring
For in peace our hearts will sing
Thanks to Martin Luther King

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday

Why has there never been a holiday
Where peace is celebrated
all throughout the world

The time is overdue
For people like me and you
Who know the way to truth
Is love and unity to all God's children
It should never be a great event
And the whole day should be spent
In full remembrance
Of those who lived and died for the oneness of all people
So let us all begin
We know that love can win
Let it out don't hold it in
Sing it loud as you can

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Ooh yeah
Happy birthday...

We know the key to unify all people
Is in the dream that you had so long ago
That lives in all of the hearts of people
That believe in unity
We'll make the dream become a reality
I know we will
Because our hearts tell us so 

Krútt dagsins

Ana Julia Torres og Jupiter í Kolombíu. Ana rekur heimili fyrir dýr sem hafa sætt misnotkun.