Woody Allen

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- Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

- A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

 

- In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

 

- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

- What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.